What are we eating?

Well, the first answer that springs to mind is "Anything that isn't nailed down", but I don't think that is really what you meant.

We aren't cooking turkey.  I still have frozen meals from last time we cooked turkey.  We talked about it and decided that we would celebrate by having French Toast for Monday brunch, although we may buy a pumpkin pie--just to use up the whipping cream we bought for the last pie, you understand.